as it turns out, I’d rather syringe my urethra full of Sterno and fuck a blazing campfire.
Oh man. This. This is incredible. Well done, Merlin.
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Bad Dad Chronicles
A few weeks ago I was lucky enough to be a guest on one of my favorite podcasts, Stop Podcasting Yourself. I told a quick story that illustrates just how ill-equipped I am as a father. Please enjoy. Yes, you are a better person than I am.
Listen to the whole episode, or subscribe to their show, here. They could use your support—Graham and Dave have precious little else of value in their lives.
I laughed _so hard_ when I heard this the first time, and laughed nearly as hard just now. Fantastic.
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Master sleuth, this one.
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Not a combination I would have come up with.
Conveyance - a set on Flickr →
This here? This is gorgeous.
Walking out of The Matrix Reloaded, I remember someone turning to me and saying, ‘Well, that wasn’t even the best powerpoint presentation I’ve sat through lately.’
— http://io9.com/5420137/top-10-science-fiction-disappointments-of-the-past-decade/gallery/



